engrish

So I usually hate it when people butcher the English language. It comes with being an English major, I guess. The only exception to that is when I find [or read] Engrish.

Take my fortune from a fortune cookie today:
Wow! A secret message from your teeth!

Whaaaaa?
It doesn't make any sense.
But I find it hilarious.


I wonder what my teeth want to tell me.